Different river, maybe "Lain kali barangkali" :: Penerjemah Tersumpah Bebas

...Different river, maybe "Lain kali barangkali" :: Penerjemah Tersumpah Bebas...

Begitu terpesona dengan permainan piano Nadine.
Sambil bertepuk tangan, Wakidjan berteriak, “Not a play! Not a play!”

... Nadine yang mendapat ucapan itu bengong, “Not a play?”

“Yess, Not a play!
Bukan main! Bukan main!,” ungkap Wakidjan menerangkan.

Yoshi yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah,
“Bukan main itu bukan Not a Play, Djan.”

Wakidjan tersinggung dan menjawab,
“Your granny Yos! (Mbahmu Yos!) Humanly I have check my dictionary kok.
(Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok),” ungkap Wakidjan ngeyel..

Lalu Wakidjan berpaling ke Nadine.. “Lady, let’s corner (Mojok yuk).
But don’t think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan) .
I just want a meal together.”

“Ngaco kamu, Djan,” Yoshis tambah gemes :/

“Don’t be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Yoshi. Be wrong a little is OK toch.?”

Nadine cuman senyum kecil, “I would love to, but ……. “

“Sorry if my friend make you not delicious.
(Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak),” sambut Wakidjan ramah.

“Different river, maybe (Lain kali barangkali).
I will not be various kok (Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok).”

Setelah Nadine pergi, ganti Wakidjan yang menatap Yoshi dengan sebal. “Disturbing aja sih, loe. Does the language belong to your ancestor? (Ngganggu aja sih, Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?”

Yoshi cari kalimat penutup,
“Just itchy Djan, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button.”
(Gatel aja Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).>:O

Wakidjan nyengir dan nyeletuk, “His name is also effort.”
(Namanya juga usaha)..:D

Thank to: Tommy Udju

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Three vampires walk into a bar :: Funny Display Picture for BLackberry Messenger

...Three vampires walk into a bar :: Funny DP for BLackberry Messenger...

Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What’ll be, boys?"

The first vampire says "Blood. Give me blood."

The second vampire says "I too wish for blood!"

The third vampire says "Give me plasma."

The Bartender smiles and says "Got it. Two bloods, and a blood-light."

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When I was in China "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

When I was in China. "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China. In order to continue getting-by in China, we need to learn English the way it is spoken...... .......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes....The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotelguest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wansahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglishmoppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?
"Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."=))

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